You awaken to find yourself lying in a field, surrounded by wilderness, sky, and a whanging headache. You aren't entirely sure where you are or how you got here, but the pounding inside your skull gives you the idea that it involved either alcohol, a serious blow to the head, or (likely) both.
You see a ladder and a hole. There is also a sign that reads "beware of the leopard." You don't see any leopards, though this is of little consolation. A gentle breeze sways the trees on all sides of the field.